It's a little known fact that more blonde girls are comedians than girls with any other hair colour. That's because blondes have more pun.

If you cannot find a London blonde escort for you, then look out for blonde massage girls or maybe even a bleached blonde dominatrix in our adult guide sections for London Massage Services and for London Fetish and Domination Services.
 
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Things to do with your Blonde London Escort

(other than the obvious) The Monopoly Journey Around half of the London monopoly board can be found in Mayfair and in the adjacent boroughs. And you just know that your sexy Blonde London escort is going to LOVE trotting around Mayfair finding all of the properties.
 
“White chapel? My dear blonde escort – it’s just around the corner.” Ticking off the squares is a great way to explore different parts of London and the journey can be spiced up a little by visiting a pub at each monopoly stop or simply going back to your hotel to find out if she really is a blonde.

Complete the journey on Park Lane in Mayfair (that's the two most expensive squares in one), where there are a couple of pubs with vintage wooden bars and interiors. Show your sexy blonde girl off to everyone and make sure you give them all a sly wink. They’ll all know what that means. James Smith & Sons Shopping can become a little tedious in Mayfair with either big department stores or boutiques that are beyond most escorts’ budget.

For blonde escorts in London who live in fear of messing up their blonde hair, visit James Smith & Sons. It’s the world's oldest umbrella shop. Obviously, it sells umbrellas, of all styles and concoctions, with some vintage items that look like they come straight from a Victorian film set. In essence, it's more a museum than a shop. If it is absolutely pissing down with rain, buy the smallest umbrella they sell. That way you can snuggle up to your blonde London escort and imagine how you are going to get all of those rain drops of her delicate neck.

Holland Park A Kyoto Japanese Garden is the highlight of Holland Park, a green patchwork of gardens and attractions in the heart of South Kensington. There are koi carp, an elegant little bridge, and a small Japanese waterfall in the gardens, making them a pleasant stop when escaping the urban streets. Do blonde escorts like this sort of thing? I have no idea, but take one and drop us a line.