Things to do with your Mature Escorts in London

(other than the obvious)
The Diana Memorial Walk Kensington Gardens in W2 marks the start of a fabulous stretch of parkland that roves through Central London and is a great place to get to know your mature escort girl. A clearly-marked walkway – the Diana Memorial Walk – leads through this space, connecting Kensington Gardens with Hyde Park, Green Park, and St. James's Park next to Buckingham Palace. Look out for the piles of horse shit as the smell may over power your expensive cologne. And it’s a lovely stroll with your mature London escort, talking to her about things like growing up in the seventies and eighties, Top Of The Pops and Margaret Thatcher. The romantic walkway takes a serpentine route from the Diana Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain, passing attractions like the Peter Pan Statue and the Italian Gardens.

The Wallace Collection Some 25 galleries fill a majestic Georgian townhouse in Marylebone, north London, many of them showcasing the Old Masters (Mature Masters, thank you) and the delights of French decorative arts. Does your mature London escort know about the Wallace collection? I doubt it. It's a free-to-visit collection of classic art, like watercolours, portraits, porcelain, and wall-sized paintings worth millions of pounds and if your escort is into art this could be a great place to visit. Best of all, this is the only place in the world to see it all. The collection was donated to Britain on the condition that nothing ever went out on loan.

The Attendant This cute little cafe was once an underground lavatory, one of many that dotted Central London. I am not sure if this is the place to take your Mature London escort, but at the very least it’s a great conversation starter. “Have you ever ordered an egg and bacon sandwich from a toilet?” It's been fully converted and the smell is now one of Arabica coffee rather than Victorian urinals. This cafe is far more memorable than Starbucks and the coffee is better; just gaze up with your escort and watch the people walking over the panes of frosted glass on the ceiling / pavement.

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